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I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without having their motives called into question.
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GRANDPA
in my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough to us.
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ARISTOTLE
it is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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KARL MARX
it was a historical inevitability.
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SADDAM HUSSEIN
this was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nurve gas on it.
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CAPTIAN JAMES.KIRK
to boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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FOX MULDER
you saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
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BILL GATES
i have just released eChicken 2007, which will not only crossed the road, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
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EINSTEIN
did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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