LOVE

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
i love the 'y'

put them together
and i love 'you'



For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.



I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you



If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.



You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!



SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!




Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...



What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?




If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to go and see you..!!



I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!



If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.



Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness



By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.




The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.



Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !



If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...



Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!



LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!



I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!



Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!




If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...




You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!




If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you



I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you




You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.




That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.




Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.




There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.




There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...



I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!




There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!




When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!




When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?



The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...



The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.



In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.



What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.



A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true



A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!



Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one � forever ....



I love you! From the earth till the moon!



I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the ...

SIMPLE LOVE

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

"S" "I" "M" "P" "L" "E" "L" "O" "V" "E"


love is very simple,
if it is from the heart,
those who feel it,
want to cherish and protect,
never want to hurt or harm,
or embarrass or humiliate.
All that one thinks of,
is being by your side,
holding you through bad,
and also very good times.
Want to hold you all night,
as you reach for me in sight.
Love is such a simple thing,
it brings happiness and joy,
but only if the love is pure,
and includes self-sacrifice.
Always remember that i love you,
my love is pure and true
if you need me, i will come,
no matter the day or night,
i will always be there for you,
and i will stay by your side.



<prince>

our love

our love is as sweet as
the first breath of spring.
That inspires
the birds and stars
them to sing.

Our love is as wars as a summery day,
that brings on the laughter of children at play.



Our love in the autumn
takes on a new hue
just like the trees with
their colours so new.



Our love is so beautiful,
it sets me a glow.
Like a wintery day
after the first fallen snow


the word at it's best is
how i compare

this wonderful, heavenly
love that we share.



=passion=

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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MARTIN LUTHER KING,JR.


I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without having their motives called into question.


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GRANDPA


in my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough to us.

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ARISTOTLE


it is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

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KARL MARX

it was a historical inevitability.

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SADDAM HUSSEIN


this was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nurve gas on it.

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CAPTIAN JAMES.KIRK


to boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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FOX MULDER


you saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

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BILL GATES


i have just released eChicken 2007, which will not only crossed the road, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.


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EINSTEIN



did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?


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If you are listening

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I have finally come home. In my curious wanderings, you lost track of my footsteps. We walked so many miles together, you and i. I always walked too fast and you always let go of my hand so that you wouldn't slow me down. We salied so many oceans, you and i. I always steered in to the storms to see if i'd stay afloat. And you always stopped at a shore. Now i have conquered my lands, listened to the echoes from the mountains, traveled with the gypsies and felt the light of my first free sunrise.





You used to tell me i would find my waterfall one day. I did find it. Along the way i had to face my deepest desires and my worst fears. I had fought and killed all my dragons so that they won't breathe fire on our life together. Lived all my fantasies so that i can have the reality with you. Collected all my shells so that i wouldn't keep searching the beach.

There were so many flowers to smell, so many birds to set free. I made a basket of flowers for you, one from each garden...But you are not here now...





You used to tell me that everything in life was simple. Now i know what you meant. It is simple if you look at it with your heart. I didn't believe you because i had to find it on my own. I've finally found the answer to my my questions. Found out what tenderness feels like and what freedom and joys is. Have tasted tears and seen myself bleed. I am a thousand times bette than what i was.There are lines under my eyes but i can see what i was blind to.





I have fought with myself and won. My soul has scars but i have learnt to smile again. Remembeb, you used to tell me to hold on to my smile. I didn't lose it. But you are not here to see it now. You are not here now...But if you are listening...Thank you.



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Before I met you

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Before I met you,
I was badly hurt from relationships that fell apart,
I didn't wanna live no more
I just wanted an end,
I thought nothing could cure me,
My heart would never mend.
You walked into my problems
and made them go away,
I didn't wanna be with you,
Cause I thought you'd hurt me someday.
I gave you a chance to see if that was true,
But something was different and you were something new.
Now, I know what your love is truly about.
You're sweet, honest, and loveable,
something I cant live without.
I hope that this love will last,
Because you know I'll always love you,
I hope we'll never part,
because I know you love me too...
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